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SENILE PRES SPEWS GIBBERISH CLEAN UP, AISLE JOE! Biden Suddenly Runs Back into White House Dems Unveil 'Operation Bubble Wrap' to Protect the President The PDB is #3 Nationwide! GIBBERISH JOE: Senile Biden Rants About the Renaissance Fair, 'Rib-Brit-Knees', and Brazil 81-year-old Joe Biden pardoned two turkeys at the White House Monday before veering into an incoherent rant about the Renaissance Fair, 'rib-brit-knees', and the weather in Brazil. WATCH NOW CLEAN UP, AISLE JOE! Biden Abruptly Leaves Turkey Ceremony, Runs Back into White House Joe Biden abruptly left his Turkey Pardon ceremony and dashed back into the White House, leaving many in attendance to wonder: What just happened? WATCH NOW OPERATION 'BUBBLE WRAP': Biden to 'Walk Shorter Distances on Camera', Wear Special Shoes Joe Biden's inner circle is reportedly urging the Commander-in-Chief to walk shorter distances on camera and wear special shoes to reduce the risk of falling. CLICK HERE PDB IS #3! The President's Daily Brief is Now the 3rd Most Popular Podcast on Spotify The President's Daily Brief is now the #1 news podcast on Spotify and the #3 podcast nationwide. Listen to today's PDB: Afternoon Bulletin Now LISTEN NOW

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